Congratulations!

You have won the Saddest Tosser Award on the web!

You have won this award as it would seem that you have nothing better to do with your time so congratulate yourself with another microwave meal for one again you sad, sad cretin and think about what you can moan about next.

Who knows, the price of milk has gone up so why don't you have a moan and go suck on your mothers nipple to save money sad sack?!?